The New Dating Adventures of Kara Primm
So yea. I guess my art is good and all but does it give you guys juicy stories of love hate, and romance.. I think not. Everyone left in the world who is not either married, in a monogamous relationship, or a gamer, believes that when that cute guy (or hot girl in I’m to good for you white rimmed sunglasses) in a hot red sports car drives up, and winks, he/she will miraculously bump into you while grocery shopping, fall in love and then you will live happily ever after. THE END
No it’s not like that. Sorry.. You will probably end up being like me. Sign up for match.com or plentyoffish… oh wait its called POF now.. which sounds so much better…anyways. you will sign up for these silly online dating services, scrap up 30$ and have endless stories to tell your friends and family!
Trust me, its great. Everyone at work will live vicariously through your salsa dates with your typical fuddy duddies, your wonderfully successful wake and bakers, your small men with BIG personalities, douche bags, ass holes, and whatever scum is left at the bottom of the barrel.
Yes it’s hard being single especially when you cant reach that cup that your 6ft 2” dad put on the very top shelf, or when that jar of olives has been sitting in your fridge for 3 months because you can’t open it.. but who cares!!! Free drinks, dinner, and movies are totally worth it!